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Eren [text] 10:59pm: Hey dude did u see that titan?
Eren [text] 11:02pm: Levi say I should stop textin but I dun wannnna.
Eren [text] 11:05pm: Heichou is a monkey… u knu 1 of those big ones.
Xale [text] 11:00pm: No, I didn’t, Eren, sorry.
Xale [text] 11:03pm: You should probably get some sleep anyway, Eren.
Xale [text] 11:07pm: Eren that isn’t Heichou that’s a titan KILL IT!
Eren [text] 11:08pm: Nononono it Heichou with dat grumpy face of his and shit
Xale [text] 11:10pm: Eren, Heichou is 160cm tall. You described the monkey as ‘big’. Are you drunk? Is that why you’re not understanding the thing?
Eren [text] 11:13pm: Heichou is Mr. Short Grumpy Monkey Pants an he shall be my Mr. Short Grumpy Monkey Pants
Eren [text] 11:14pm: And I ain’t drunk. Hanji just gave me some stuff called alcohol
Xale [text] 11:16pm: So can you confirm that you do, in fact, want to do the romance with the Heichou? And Alcohol is the stuff that makes you drunk.
Eren [text] 11:18pm: do the romance wtf? I dun think it is btw
Eren [text] 11:19pm: Ooooooooooooooo you mean sex. Maybeee
Xale [text] 11:20: was that a yes, or a no? It is important. For betting reasons.
Eren [text] 11:27pm: WELL THERE WAS ONE TIME WITH MIKASA AND ARMIN BECAUSE WE WERE CURIOUS. THEN REINER, BERTHOLDT AND ANNIE… JUST BECAUSE. AND MARCO BECAUSE HE WAS MAD AT JEAN. AND JEAN BECAUSE WE WERE BORED. THEN WITH ARMIN AGAIN BECAUSE WELL WHY NOT WE ARE BROS.
Eren [text] 11:29pm: Heichou moans loudly btw
Xale [text] 11:45: … Eren those last two texts won me a hundred and fifty bucks and lost me twenty. Remind me to get you a cut.
Eren [text] 12:00am: Awwww yeah
Superhero? Heh. No ones ever called it that before…..
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